Materials:

Acrylic Varnish, Elmer's Glue, Miscellaneous Printed Materials, PVC Lawn Table

Dimensions:

Assembled - 14" x 14" x 14"

Ownership:

Chuck Moran

Care Instructions:

Legs pull out of sockets for easier storage - pull carefully so pictures don't come off instead. Table has been varnished, so is fairly waterproof, but surface is uneven. Use damp sponge to clean if necessary. Table should not be used to support anything heavy (aka your body).

Random Comments:

All the pictures of, ahem, women, were obtained from Playboy and Hustler Trading Cards. It really disturbs me that such things exist frankly, but I needed porn for this idea and buying these from an efficient hispanic woman at a dollar store was preferable to purchasing "magazines" from some seedy perv at a newsstand. I won't claim this is "high art," but I do think it's humorous.